Xander: Right. I'm so good at it you might have to ship me off to the Army to get me out of the way!
Buffy: The Army?
Xander: You didn't think I knew about that, did you? You two talking about me behind my back . . . And if I did join the Army, I'd be great! You know why? 'Cause they might give me a job that couldn't be done by any well-trained border collie.
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Sorry if this has been posted before, I jusy laughed my butt off at it and though you guys might like it too



