Lenajo Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Can I be a professor of POOH too? please, purty, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Journey Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I think that eventually, I could offer my services to you as a Professor of Online Herding (P.o.O.H.). Oh boy something like this - Sign me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoofly Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 You guys are nuts! Okay, in the spirit of things, i am setting myself up to award special degrees to all you new instructors -- Supreme Herder In Training. So you get to be the _ _ _ _ (you fill in the blanks ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carson Crazies Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Because you have all been so kind to me in the past, I would offer my services to you for a reduced rate. I am very good with a video camera, so I hope that you will consider this as possibility for your business. I think it could work. An Online presence! Exactly what we were missing - how could we leave that out? You're so hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carson Crazies Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Does this mean Robin that you're the head herder in charge? I mean, really, we do need some serious supervision obviously. I wanna be a superior herder in training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSmitty Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 You guys are nuts! Okay, in the spirit of things, i am setting myself up to award special degrees to all you new instructors -- Supreme Herder In Training. So you get to be the _ _ _ _ (you fill in the blanks ) Bwahahaha! Oh, and I think Laura already has some Advanced Degree in Poo(h). Clothing optional, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca, Irena Farm Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I believe Karrin would be in charge of the course to certify any prospective Professors Of Online Herding. Then one would be Certified POOH. I should note that Laura's dog that didn't quite have what it took was her little rescue she got from me. Nick was literally useful from the first time he was on sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoofly Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Does this mean Robin that you're the head herder in charge? I mean, really, we do need some serious supervision obviously. I wanna be a superior herder in training. I'll be the Herding Overseer - no wait that would make me a _ _ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenajo Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Well, we are going to need an online website to keep the titles straight, or maybe a rulebook. You could start as a Little Supreme Herder in Training. Little Sh** progress to a Big Supreme Herder in Training. Big Sh** Then if you show aptitude for instructing big and little Sh**s you can be titled and Always Superior Sh** We can subtitle this by years online to Little A** and Big A** Big A** will be eligible for the final level, the Profession of Online Herding. Again subtitled with Little or Big depending on years online. Anybody got any others we can use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Journey Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 OMG, is there gonna be a test on this?? We have the "you jerks" and a "POOH", then there's the SHIT's and last but not least our leader the H_. Why is clothing optional for Laura? What did I miss in the first online course???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenajo Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Since when is clothing optional? Missed this, but I'm sure we can convince the newbies that it's required. Big A** and more does not need to abide by this rule... Just in case you guys don't know it, this is some seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carson Crazies Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I should note that Laura's dog that didn't quite have what it took was her little rescue she got from me. Nick was literally useful from the first time he was on sheep. Glad you mention this - it occurred to me that maybe everyone isn't reading my mind to know I was talking about June. Duh. Why is clothing optional for Laura? What did I miss in the first online course???? Long story that involved a poopsplosion at home and trying not to get my work clothes dirty - cuz I was only home for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenajo Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Long story that involved a poopsplosion at home and trying not to get my work clothes dirty - cuz I was only home for lunch. I hope you have a small child, otherwise this is a TMI that I did not need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSmitty Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I hope you have a small child, otherwise this is a TMI that I did not need DOG poopslosion! (Sorry, Laura...look at what I got you into! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoofly Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 You guys are NUTS! My coworkers are wondering why i keep laughing out loud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenajo Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Ahhhhh a Canine Code Brown glad to here the rest of that story. I was afraid the thread was going to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Journey Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Paula, trying to confuse us is not nice....dragging Laura nekked into this as a diversion worked, therefore, I think you should loose a few Online Credits from the POOH and no passing go - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsADogsLyfe Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Ok, taking into consideration the size pen used, the line/leash, and titles. I came up with the master program Certified Roundpen Applied Pressure Based Upon Limited Line Sheep Herding Instinct Test. When the dog passes he gets to use these initials after his name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juliepoudrier Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 I love it Joan! And Karen, what you missed in the first online course was the part where optional clothing was discussed. J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca, Irena Farm Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 No! Please! Stop! Can't . . . .breathe . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timberviewfarm Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Ok, can I be excused from the no clothing clause. Cause, I'm pretty sure that NO ONE wants to see me with my clothes off.....maybe make it only for students? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenajo Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 No! Please! Stop! Can't . . . .breathe . . . . I'm so torn.... Should I offer you a glass of milk or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Journey Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Ok, can I be excused from the no clothing clause. I think you will have to check with Paula on this. Of course you may get dinged a few credits.....have you read the rulebook? Are you qualified to be exempt from this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timberviewfarm Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Well no, I had to actually do some work, so I missed the handing out of the rule books..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juliepoudrier Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 That's okay Kelly; I'm sure we'll just randomly change the rules from time to time, you know, just because we feel like it (and we do have to leave room in case someone is able to come up with an even catchier acronym!). After all, if the rules and courses didn't change, we'd eventually put ourselves out of business once everyone completed all the necessary POOH, etc. credits. J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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